- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- You are slowly turning from "old" to "classic".
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Just as an older car starts to squeak and loose fluids while parked in the driveway, so do your joints and lower intestines. But just like a classic car, a little polish and an oil change, and you're ready to roll again.