- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- For your birthday, I decided to give you cash. However, I then decided to spend that same cash on myself, but I did so in your honor.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- It doesn't matter how much you love the other person. The thrill of spending money on them is second only to the joy of spending that money on yourself.