The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- It's not the age that makes one old. It's the inability to outrun a turtle.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- In the past you used to not only taunt turtles with your youthful exuberance, but you would also pick them up and chuck them into ponds for sport. But now, those little rascals seem to continually get the best of you for some reason!