- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- Voodoo does not work. But moopoo does. Moopoo is taking cow poop and throwing it at someone. Trust me, they will notice your curse.
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- Back Of Card:
- For thousands of years, people of various cultures have experimented with a vast array of religious curses. But let's be real. Can anything be worse than getting hit with cow dung?