Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

Cards for the other half of the planet


Front of Card
Front of "Moopoo" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Moopoo" card
Back of Card
Back of "Moopoo" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Voodoo does not work. But moopoo does. Moopoo is taking cow poop and throwing it at someone. Trust me, they will notice your curse.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • For thousands of years, people of various cultures have experimented with a vast array of religious curses. But let's be real. Can anything be worse than getting hit with cow dung?