- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- You think it's tough being a horse and having someone ride you all day? Well imagine being the saddle!
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- It's a good thing that inanimate objects can't talk, otherwise could you imagine the tongue wagging that a saddle or car seat would give you? But nope. They can't speak. So go ahead and slam down on them all you want. There is nothing they can do.