- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- If a unicorn comes charging at you - horn first, don't just try to stand still and hope it didn't see you.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- 24 inches of pure, sparkling uni-horn pointed directly at the chest cavity. Not going to lie, that is going to leave a mark.