- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- Don't knock the Opera until you've been. Sometimes those gargantuan ladies can hit such a high note that it makes your organs shake.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- You take the vibrating power of an Opera and combine with a roller coaster, and you can basically print money.