The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- In many cultures, it is considered rude to kick a small animal for no reason, but don't let minor cultural differences cramp your style
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Let some things be done in private and not in public - lest you offend on accident. Certainly, practitioners of helpless animal kicking should follow this rule. Or abstain completely - but who am I to judge?