- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- If penguins ever run wild at the zoo, I'm going to trap one and eat it.
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- Back Of Card:
- For some people, having an exotic meat like "duck" or "quail" is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. To me, though, you need to kick it up a notch, and go for something truly rare, like unicorn filet, panda roast or penguin sirloin.