- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- Kyle skipped Weight Watchers and instead joined Weight Whackers - a group that hunts fat people.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- It's fun to pretend and play games, but if you are going to jump up into the big leagues - you need to be sure that you can't be overpowered by the prey quite as easily.
