- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- I appreciate that you remembered my cardinal rule - I insist on gifts that don't suck.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Some people put no time or energy into picking out gifts for others. It's just whatever they happen to spot in the moment. Others craft intricate masterpieces out of memories and inside jokes. Those people have too much time on their hands.