- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- If money did grow on trees, they would likely be a types of plants that constantly smelled like burnt pickled okra and excreted deadly venom that caused painful urination.
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- Back Of Card:
- How much money is worth painful urination? I guess it's really a matter of just how painful the urination is. I mean it's not like you are peeing 24 hours a day.