The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- What’s so great about being a "ball of sunshine"? You'd be like a billion degrees and instantly burn all of your friends.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- We all know that person who is a constant optimist, always beaming with enthusiasm and joy. But the truth is, it’s dangerous to be the "ball of sunshine". Not the least of which is the constant threat of people punching them in the face.