- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- How is it fair that Superman can peer through walls and watch you change, but I'm stuck using my hidden cameras?
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Superman could never exist in the real world. Do you think that you'd go around saving people if you had those super powers? Or, more likely, do you think you might be a tad bit distracted from time to time?