The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- A cantaloupe, a garden hose and a rabid squirrel ...
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Some times people do things naturally. Other times, you need something to help kick it off - like a dare or a bet of some kind. Of course, you get people in a room for a squeezing contest, and things easily fall into place.