- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- Of all of the things my dad taught me, the most important is the art of towel whipping an opponent.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Aim, power, elevation, timing: All things that make the towel snap either a harmless wet tickle, or a butt burning reminder of superiority that lasts for several days.