- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- Even though he's never been to prison, my dad still knows how to make a shank out of a toothbrush.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- There is nothing that a dad wouldn't and couldn't do for his own children. Even if that means making a deadly weapon out of an otherwise harmless object.