- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- Thank you for allowing me to exit your birth canal so many years ago.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- SM: It's a life lesson, no matter how comfortable one might get, sometimes you just wear out your welcome and must leave - immediately! The birth canal is one of those places.