- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- When a kangaroo loses something, the first place they should check is in their pouch.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- While it's nice to have pockets, that doesn't help if you decide to run around naked. It's too bad that they don't encourage "pouch enhancement" cosmetic surgery. You'd never lose anything again!