- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- You've been such great parents - I'll be sure to put you in an amazing nursing home.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- All of the junk that kids put their parents through, it's nice to be able to give them the satisfaction of knowing they will be taken care of when they are insane.