- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- It's a good thing turkeys are fairly ugly. Otherwise, we'd feel bad about eating their sweet and delicious turkey flesh.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Thanksgiving is a day of celebration for all except the turkeys. For them, it's less of a celebration, and more of a day of intense horror. Too bad they are so succulent!