Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

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Birthday Money

Front of Card
Front of "Birthday Money" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Birthday Money" card
Back of Card
Back of "Birthday Money" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • For your birthday, I decided to give you cash. However, I then decided to spend that same cash on myself, but I did so in your honor.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • It doesn't matter how much you love the other person. The thrill of spending money on them is second only to the joy of spending that money on yourself.