Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

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Mark - The Beaver

Is there anything a beaver can't do? Well, yes. There are lots of things beavers are terrible at. But none of those matter to the beaver family. They can chop trees down with their bare teeth! So you'll have to excuse them if they feel your "tricks" such as reading and writing seem a little pathetic to them. Let's say you are trapped in a locked room. What are you going to do? Likely starve to death. You put a beaver in that same situation and not only will they get out, they'll make some stylish furniture with the leftover chewed up door.


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