Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

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Shelia - The Whale

A whale is a large sea creature that is likely filled with candy. They are huge uncaring fighters of the ocean that team with the scheming dolphins to push their fishy plans for underwater domination. It is difficult to determine gender since they lack obvious whale-sized genitals, so we are going out on a limb calling our friend here "Shelia". She was released into the wild due to massive laziness that bored even the overly excitable children at SeaPlanet. She didn't go far though, preferring to live in an inflatable pool housed on a rickety tractor trailer in the SeaPlanet parking lot.


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