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Terri - The Unicorn

Terri, our adorable, yet extremely violent unicorn hails from the very non-mythical trailer park just outside of Boise, Idaho. She is easily excitable and temperamental to an extreme, and when asked by both strangers and friends alike, what her favorite activities are, she’ll often respond with "You need to shut your face" and "I'll hit you with this rake". Her horn is 90% bone and 10% glitter, which must be reapplied weekly. Don't feel like helping her out with this task? Well, I dare you to just walk right up and tell her yourself.


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