Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

Cards for the other half of the planet


Front of Card
Front of "Corked" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Corked" card
Back of Card
Back of "Corked" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Like fine wine, you also age wonderfully.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • Aging gracefully is overrated. Sometimes, you just have to pop the cork and "go nuts". And by "go nuts" I mean giving your descendants something to be ashamed about for several generations.