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Classic Birthday

Front of Card
Front of "Classic Birthday" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Classic Birthday" card
Back of Card
Back of "Classic Birthday" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • You are slowly turning from "old" to "classic".
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • Just as an older car starts to squeak and loose fluids while parked in the driveway, so do your joints and lower intestines. But just like a classic car, a little polish and an oil change, and you're ready to roll again.