Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

Cards for the other half of the planet

Not Dying

Front of Card
Front of "Not Dying" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Not Dying" card
Back of Card
Back of "Not Dying" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • I heartily congratulate you on another year of successfully not dying.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • You may have gone into space, or slew the last dragon in China. But if you die, it sure puts a damper on your birthday. Thanks for not turning your party into a downer.