- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- I heartily congratulate you on another year of successfully not dying.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- You may have gone into space, or slew the last dragon in China. But if you die, it sure puts a damper on your birthday. Thanks for not turning your party into a downer.