The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- Voodoo does not work. But moopoo does. Moopoo is taking cow poop and throwing it at someone. Trust me, they will notice your curse.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- For thousands of years, people of various cultures have experimented with a vast array of religious curses. But let's be real. Can anything be worse than getting hit with cow dung?