Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

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Moopoo

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Front of Card
Front of "Moopoo" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Moopoo" card
Back of Card
Back of "Moopoo" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Voodoo does not work. But moopoo does. Moopoo is taking cow poop and throwing it at someone. Trust me, they will notice your curse.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • For thousands of years, people of various cultures have experimented with a vast array of religious curses. But let's be real. Can anything be worse than getting hit with cow dung?