Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

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Crash Landing

Front of Card
Front of "Crash Landing" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Crash Landing" card
Back of Card
Back of "Crash Landing" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • If I were a pilot making a crash landing, I'd tell the passengers that the first one to hit the ground wins a prize.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • Don't try to pull a fast one. If you are going to award a prize in what will certainly be the last contest of someone's life, it better be pretty decent. Otherwise, people just won't get into it.