The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- If I were a pilot making a crash landing, I'd tell the passengers that the first one to hit the ground wins a prize.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Don't try to pull a fast one. If you are going to award a prize in what will certainly be the last contest of someone's life, it better be pretty decent. Otherwise, people just won't get into it.