Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

Cards for the other half of the planet


Front of Card
Front of "Unicorn" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Unicorn" card
Back of Card
Back of "Unicorn" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • If a unicorn comes charging at you - horn first, don't just try to stand still and hope it didn't see you.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • 24 inches of pure, sparkling uni-horn pointed directly at the chest cavity. Not going to lie, that is going to leave a mark.