Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

Cards for the other half of the planet


Front of Card
Front of "Opera" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Opera" card
Back of Card
Back of "Opera" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Don't knock the Opera until you've been. Sometimes those gargantuan ladies can hit such a high note that it makes your organs shake.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • You take the vibrating power of an Opera and combine with a roller coaster, and you can basically print money.