The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- You expect me to be accountable for all of my actions - all of the time? Come on now!
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- It's just not possible to do everything perfect every single time. So when the inevitable occurs, just go absolutely nuts and screw up whatever you want. After all, it might be a while before you mess up again.