Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

Cards for the other half of the planet

Penguin Meat

Front of Card
Front of "Penguin Meat" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Penguin Meat" card
Back of Card
Back of "Penguin Meat" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • If penguins ever run wild at the zoo, I'm going to trap one and eat it.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • For some people, having an exotic meat like "duck" or "quail" is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. To me, though, you need to kick it up a notch, and go for something truly rare, like unicorn filet, panda roast or penguin sirloin.