Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

Cards for the other half of the planet

Three riders

Front of Card
Front of "Three riders" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Three riders" card
Back of Card
Back of "Three riders" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Although Abby felt no physical attraction to Kyle, she was intrigued that he rode to work riding a pig that was riding a horse.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • If you want to get someone's attention, but can't afford the usual "shooting out of a the cannon" stunt, let me simply suggest renting a few farm animals, duct tape, and five feet of rope. It's a slam dunk.