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Money on Trees

Front of Card
Front of "Money on Trees" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Money on Trees" card
Back of Card
Back of "Money on Trees" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • If money did grow on trees, they would likely be a types of plants that constantly smelled like burnt pickled okra and excreted deadly venom that caused painful urination.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • How much money is worth painful urination? I guess it's really a matter of just how painful the urination is. I mean it's not like you are peeing 24 hours a day.