- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- The phrase "Up Yours" is not insulting to a muppet.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- It's really hard to insult a muppet. Things just seem to roll right off of them. I think we can learn a lot from the ways of the muppet.