- Front of Card
- Inside of Card
- Back of Card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
- Front Of Card:
- In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have tied the monkeys together, covered them in grease and slid down the hill. You were right.
- Inside Of Card:
- Back Of Card:
- Sometimes, if you are unable to completely dodge an apology, it's better to go on the "apology offensive". That way, it's not a true win for either of you.