Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

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Baby lottery

Front of Card
Front of "Baby lottery" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Baby lottery" card
Back of Card
Back of "Baby lottery" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Getting pregnant is like winning a million cantaloupes.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • If you are like most folks, after the initial joy of finding out one is pregnant wears off, the insane reality sets in. Wait 'til you take the baby home for the first time and realize that it can't even perform basic chores, like vacuuming.