Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

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Crushed Bare Hands

Front of Card
Front of "Crushed Bare Hands" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Crushed Bare Hands" card
Back of Card
Back of "Crushed Bare Hands" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • A cantaloupe, a garden hose and a rabid squirrel ...
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • Some times people do things naturally. Other times, you need something to help kick it off - like a dare or a bet of some kind. Of course, you get people in a room for a squeezing contest, and things easily fall into place.