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Good Cook (Birthday)

Front of Card
Front of "Good Cook (Birthday)" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Good Cook (Birthday)" card
Back of Card
Back of "Good Cook (Birthday)" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • You are such a good cook that ingredients actually enjoy being boiled.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • Master chiefs have the amazing ability to combine different ingredients and spices together to create a masterpiece. Something tells me that it's a little more advanced than a microwave, a can of processed cheese, and an economy-size container of mayonnaise.