Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

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Dad Taught Me

Front of Card
Front of "Dad Taught Me" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Dad Taught Me" card
Back of Card
Back of "Dad Taught Me" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Of all of the things my dad taught me, the most important is the art of towel whipping an opponent.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • Aim, power, elevation, timing: All things that make the towel snap either a harmless wet tickle, or a butt burning reminder of superiority that lasts for several days.