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Dad Shank

Front of Card
Front of "Dad Shank" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Dad Shank" card
Back of Card
Back of "Dad Shank" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Even though he's never been to prison, my dad still knows how to make a shank out of a toothbrush.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • There is nothing that a dad wouldn't and couldn't do for his own children. Even if that means making a deadly weapon out of an otherwise harmless object.