Spreckled Monkey Man Cards

Cards for the other half of the planet

Birth Canal

Front of Card
Front of "Birth Canal" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Birth Canal" card
Back of Card
Back of "Birth Canal" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • Thank you for allowing me to exit your birth canal so many years ago.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • SM: It's a life lesson, no matter how comfortable one might get, sometimes you just wear out your welcome and must leave - immediately! The birth canal is one of those places.