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Ugly Turkey

Front of Card
Front of "Ugly Turkey" card
Inside of Card
Inside of "Ugly Turkey" card
Back of Card
Back of "Ugly Turkey" card
The text of the greeting card is as follows:
  • Front Of Card:
  • It's a good thing turkeys are fairly ugly. Otherwise, we'd feel bad about eating their sweet and delicious turkey flesh.
  • Inside Of Card:
  • Back Of Card:
  • Thanksgiving is a day of celebration for all except the turkeys. For them, it's less of a celebration, and more of a day of intense horror. Too bad they are so succulent!